WTF! New Bride Attempts To Murder Husband For His Huge Manhood (Photo)


A 32 year old Mnombo Madyibi, from South Africa who is referred as Anaconda by his friends, angered his wife as the new bride claimed that the husband's manhood is too big.

Mr Mnombo got his nickname from his soccer friends after the players saw his huge manhood in the change room before the soccer match.

However his new wife did not find the size of his manhood enticing.

Mr Mnombo  a football player from Bhongweni Village in Mthatha, South Africa, sustained the injury on Friday night when they were in their honeymoon at Coffee Bay on the Wild Coast of the Eastern Cape.

He said...
 “All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay, but all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.
“My wife said she wanted a 4-5 inside her punani, not an anaconda,”

“When I tried to penetrate her, she bit my ear before squeezing my balls. Before I knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I had bought her as a gift.”

We took different buses back home. I don’t want to lay charges against my new wife. I love her.

“I think she’s angry because I could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar.”

 He Continued ... I met my wife at church last year and she told me she wanted to abstain from s*x until we were married.
 “I’ve only heard of p*nis enlargement and not peen shrinking,”

 The lady said that the husband is telling lies and said ...
 “He has a big p*nis – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush. I only slapped him on the cheek and never moered him or tried to suffocate him,”

 The couple later went for counselling and did not involve the police.

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