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PLEASE OO YEE PEOPLE AM I WICKED?!!

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My girlfriend called me on phone and she
said: Hello honey, you know I love you so much, I
have been looking for how to prove more of my love
for you, please Baby I want you to come to my
House for a launch with your Friends, I asked her,
WHEN?
She replied; Any day you will be chanced, I said
okay and the date was fixed. I started informing my
friends about it and they all agreed to go with me,
some suspended what they would have gone to just
to follow me to her house as demanded.
On the day, I and my friends were set to leave and I
called her baby we are on our way to your house,
and she replied “please babe i can’t wait to see you
guys” and we were very happy but unfortunately
when we got to her house, I called her again to let
her know that we are close to her house, she
replied: “Baby are you serious? Hahahahahaha, I
was only joking oo, you know how we normally joke
naa” , i got embarrassed but I pretended, I ended
the call. I asked my friends to know if they heard
my conversation with her but they didn’t, so i told
them that she asked us to wait at the hotel that she
will soon join us, we left to the hotel and I ordered
for their needs.
Shortly I picked up my phone and shouted:
WHAT?
Guys we need to leave here now, I just
received Information now that Boko Haram are on
their way to this place and we all left the Hotel.
None of my Friends knew what happened because
it would have been so shameful to me…….
IT’S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE..
Two week later, I called her, baby I just
received a
letter from my Village that I should come
back home
for my
Chieftaincy title and they said I should not come
without taking a wife, you
know you
are the only one I have so I want to inform
your
parents and they should fix a date for our
introduction and it should be next week
because we
need to leave for the village before this
month runs
out.
She was so so Happy and
she informed her parents just as I ordered.
They started preparing
and everything was in order. On the fixed
date, I was in the Office when my phone rang,
She was the one calling,
Baby where are you? I replied:
we are close to your house, she happily
said Okay.
After a while she called back to know where
I was
again, Baby where are you ” she said”
I replied: Baby are you serious you believed
what I told you?
Hehehehe I was only
joking oooooh, You know how we use to
joke na.
She started calling me names and said I am
wicked!
Please am I wicked?
~A purposeful new day ahead fellaz!

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