HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should
something and she
says, ?Drop it on my head." .
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have
fever.? And she replies
you, ?Why won't you have fever when
phone every night?
. 5) When you say, ?Mummy I took 2nd in
class.? and she replies, ?So the person
first has two heads abi??
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to
to punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn?t
want you to change the
. 8) When you tell her you are going to a
place to play and she asks, ''When last
come here to play with you? .
9) When she asks you if the food she
is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem,
hear Ween. .
11) When she touches hot pot
without a cloth or
. 12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my
so you will not kill
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to
14) When you ask her to refund the money she
borrowed u and
she tells you, "All the food you have
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
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